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Have sex with me, you shall.
A mysterious attraction to small green muppets, you have.
Ecstasy beyond the ability of mere men to provide, discover you will.
Yes. Useful for more than lifting spaceships out of swamps, the force is.
Surrender, or surrender not. There is no try!
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